The title of this column comes from the title of a pamphlet (Awake!) from the Jehovah’s Witnesses (JWs). On page 3 of the pamphlet, it is pointed out that the Bible is composed of 66 books, “which were written by some 40 writers over a period of about 1,600 years.” The JWs, though, believe that these writers were inspired by God. However, why would God not write the Bible himself, considering its supposed importance to all of humanity? In any case, the JWs say “This can be likened to a businessman dictating a letter to his secretary.” (Note the quaint sexism in the analogy.) The problem is that businessmen and secretaries (or administrative assistants) actually exist. More importantly, both are fallible.